April 6th, 2009
Strange Urges
One day, I thought of doing this while watching a very entitled, snobbish woman of the upper east side walking her precious. The little voice in my head that has kept me alive this long, however, made me think better of it. But, the idea had me laughing for days.
April 6th, 2009 at 11:12 am
oh MAN i thought you were going to punch that baby!
May 5th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Why not? You know how many illnesses KIDS give us?
May 24th, 2009 at 3:08 am
well…. now that you mention it – there is a theory that is called hygene theory. in summary — if you avoid getting sick tooo much then when the viruses evolve you wont be ready to kick their asses enough and you will die – whereas everyone else will live with it. so you’d probably be doing that baby a favor!
having said that – both me and my sister have vowed to take our babies into hospitals and ask people to cough on them. (if you question my sanity I will question yours)
May 25th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
i’m not the one who made pregnant bellies look like kickballs.
January 30th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Eliot, that is the most sane decision you could possibly make for the future health of your baby (besides, of course, breastfeeding). Just a disclaimer, though — don’t give them everything at once.
March 28th, 2010 at 11:52 am
On strange urges, there’s this annoyingly over friendly guy behind the counter of our local convenience store. It would be funny to see a Twinkie bounce off the side of his head. Maybe something heavier and chocolate coated like a pack of Yodels.