June 14th, 2009
Canada
So, they apparently have real maple syrup there, and if you get injured, you aren’t quite as likely to go bankrupt! Will I be coming back? Probably, but look forward to guest comics while I am off in the land of mooses!
June 15th, 2009 at 1:51 am
Actually, the polar bears and baby seals killed the mooses off. Its why we club them. Revenge.
June 15th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
It is indeed possible to get actual maple syrup in the U.S. – my parents keep a nice supply for me, although it is significantly more expensive than the flavored corn syrup that normally passes for maple.
June 22nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Hey, that guy looks mysteriously like my old room mate – and I know damn well he can’t eat maple syrup!
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Hey, now, New York has real maple syrup. I have a couple bottles of it sitting in the fridge. There’s even a maple festival near where I live in the spring.
September 4th, 2009 at 6:34 am
Lies! Only breakfast topping!!!
January 30th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Dude, make friends with people in other countries; they’ll hook you up with Native Goods™…