Mormon Suckers
July 26th, 2009

Mormon Suckers

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  1. Luz-chan

    I still don’t understand what all this Twilight business is all about. Could someone please explain it to me? All I know is that it drives prepubesent, and teen girls into a CRAZED Mania where they go on a killing spree if someone even so much as says Twilight is not equal to or better than their own life.

    Back in MY day, we had COOL things to read about, like what happened after Star Wars Episode 4, or EPIC TALES of giant robots and their pilots! Ah, those were the days!

  2. kumquat

    The books are poorly written (I read the first so that I could have the clout to put it down in front of my Twilight-loving mother) but Robert Pattinson is pretty damn hot, vampire or not.

  3. cj

    Mormons always terrified me. At least, I THINK that’s why I cower when well-dressed young men knock on my front door.

  4. Jason

    I heard about that on the radio. its the anti-vampire vampire book. Vampires are supposed to be about lust and giving in to those dark impulses….

    Vampires who abstain? WTF??? Why bother?

  5. EvilGod

    Bram Stoker would be spinning in his grave if he knew what they had done to his creation. Sparkly vampires! What next? Frankenstein, the musical.

  6. bree

    hilarious fact: there is a vampire musical that’s quite popular in Germany. The overture is “Total Eclipse of the Heart”.

  7. Sam

    EvilGod, Frankenstein was made into a musical a few years ago. I believe it was even on Broadway for a VERY short time.

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