Do Not Enter
May 17th, 2010

Do Not Enter

If you play video games, you totally understand that looking down “empty” pathways or going into seemingly uninteresting rooms is how you find the best stuff!

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  1. Doug S.

    Yep, I understand perfectly. And, as you’re most certainly aware, it’s also essential to take everything that’s not nailed down, and if it is nailed down, look for a hammer, pry out the nails, and then take it.

  2. Eleanor

    Also, it’s perfectly acceptable to walk into every unlocked house you come across and root around through stranger’s belongings looking for hidden items. (And even if they’re home, and see you do it, they won’t do anything. Unless you’re Link and you’re trying to steal that damn bow and arrow.)

  3. Doug S.

    Burglary is perfectly safe, but shoplifting will get you killed. ;)

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