May 17th, 2010
Do Not Enter
If you play video games, you totally understand that looking down “empty” pathways or going into seemingly uninteresting rooms is how you find the best stuff!
If you play video games, you totally understand that looking down “empty” pathways or going into seemingly uninteresting rooms is how you find the best stuff!
May 17th, 2010 at 6:34 am
Yep, I understand perfectly. And, as you’re most certainly aware, it’s also essential to take everything that’s not nailed down, and if it is nailed down, look for a hammer, pry out the nails, and then take it.
May 18th, 2010 at 10:32 am
Also, it’s perfectly acceptable to walk into every unlocked house you come across and root around through stranger’s belongings looking for hidden items. (And even if they’re home, and see you do it, they won’t do anything. Unless you’re Link and you’re trying to steal that damn bow and arrow.)
May 19th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Burglary is perfectly safe, but shoplifting will get you killed.